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I just got back from the grocery store and while walking down one of the aisles looking for my menthol flavored Vagisil [don’t ask] I came across these “Jesus Candles”

I just got back from the grocery store and while walking down one of the aisles looking for my menthol flavored Vagisil [don’t ask] I came across these “Jesus Candles”. That got me to thinking, I wonder what Jesus [aka J.C.] would say if he saw these. I bet he would think to himself,

“Man, I REALLY made it big! Here I am on the face of a candle for sale in one of the largest grocery stores in the world, sandwiched between a candle of Che Guevara and Brittany Spear. It doesn’t get much better than that. Thank Dad!”

Speaking of fantasies, check out these fantastic records (rare!) that came in yesterday. MORE MORE will be here tomorrow. [that is a hint to stop by tomorrow. Mega RARE vinyl collection coming]
http://www.drstrange.com/products/newarrivals.php

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Critical Update! Oops! I did it again…(trademark; B. Spears). Today I rode my bike to the local Mexican place for lunch and had a bean burrito……

Singer Britney Spears was one of the best sell...
Singer Britney Spears was one of the best selling female performers of the 2000s. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


Oops! I did it again…(trademark; B. Spears). Today I rode my bike to the local Mexican place for lunch and had a bean burrito. About a mile into my 3 mile bike ride home “it” happened. Yep, Exploding Diarrhea! On the plus side it helped propel me home (like a shit rocket). On the downside, well it was shit running all down my dolphin shorts (yeah, what of it) and my white bicycle! 

To top it all off about a block from home the city had set up a Founders Day Parade! I was totally blocked in and couldn’t make it home. So I’m standing there COVERED (I mean sauced) in runny shit waiting for this parade to finish. Luckily a some family’s dog saw me and began licking up the “meatier” stool, near my crotch, so all in all, a good day!

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