Critical Update! Oops! I did it again…(trademark; B. Spears). Today I rode my bike to the local Mexican place for lunch and had a bean burrito……

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Oops! I did it again…(trademark; B. Spears). Today I rode my bike to the local Mexican place for lunch and had a bean burrito. About a mile into my 3 mile bike ride home “it” happened. Yep, Exploding Diarrhea! On the plus side it helped propel me home (like a shit rocket). On the downside, well it was shit running all down my dolphin shorts (yeah, what of it) and my white bicycle! 

To top it all off about a block from home the city had set up a Founders Day Parade! I was totally blocked in and couldn’t make it home. So I’m standing there COVERED (I mean sauced) in runny shit waiting for this parade to finish. Luckily a some family’s dog saw me and began licking up the “meatier” stool, near my crotch, so all in all, a good day!

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